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Clothes Jokes - Conversation

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Clothing and fashion - Jokes

 

Read the jokes and answer following questions:

  • Which of them do you find the best? Why?
  • Is there some joke you do not understand? Why?
  • Are jokes about clothing or fashion popular? Why? Do you know some similar jokes? Tell it to your friends.
  • Do you experience some strange and funny situation with clothes? Can you turn it into joke?
  • What is the logic behind these jokes? What are they mostly based upon?
  • What are typical stereotypes connected with fashion and clothing? Can you find them in these jokes? Are English/American stereotypes same as Czech ones?
  • Can you divide these jokes into groups based on their logic and stereotypes?

 

A teenager buys a tiny bikini and tries it on. ‘What do you think?’ she says to her mother. ‘What do I think?’ replies mother. ‘I think if I’d worn that when I was your age, you’d be five years older.’

 

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My wife came home the other night and told me to take off her blouse.

Then she told me to take off her skirt.

Then she told me not to wear her clothes anymore.

 

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Harry wanted a new suit so he bought a nice piece of cloth and tried to find a good tailor.

The first tailor he visited looked at the cloth, measured Harry, then told him there was not enough cloth to make a suit.

Harry found this hard to accept, so he went to the tailor next door who measured both Harry and the cloth before announcing that there was enough cloth to make a three-pice suit.

A week later, Harry returned to collect his suit and noticed that the tailor's son was wearing trousers made of the same cloth.

Puzzled, Harry asked: "How come you have been able to make a three-piece suit for me and trousers for your son when the chap next door could not even make a suit?"

"Simple," said the tailor. "The guy next door has two sons."

 

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The rather liberal young lady came home from the store and showed her husband the new dress she'd bought, which was made of plastic and totally transparent.

"But honey," the young man gasped, "people will see right through it"

"No they wont, dummy," she replied. "Ill be inside of it "

 

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If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

 

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My wife only has two complaints: nothing to wear and not enough closet space.

 

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Watching her mother as she tried on her new fur coat, young Becky said unhappily, "Mom, do you realize some poor dumb beast suffered so you could have that?"

The woman shot her an angry look, "Becky, how dare you talk about your father like that!"

 

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This man is at work one day when he notices that his male co- worker is wearing an earring.

This man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in "fashion sense."

"Yo, Bob, I didn't know you were into earrings."

"Oh, yeah, sure," says Bob sheepishly.

"Really? How long have you been wearing one?"

"Ever since my wife found it in our bed!"

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