E-learning jako vzdělávací nástroj školy 3. tisíciletí

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TEACHER:    Maria, go to the map and find North  America .
MARIA:     Here it  is.
TEACHER:    Correct. Now class, who  discovered America ?
CLASS:          Maria.

TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the  floor?
JOHN:          You told me to do it  without using tables.

TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN:          K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER:   No, that's wrong
GLENN:          Maybe it is wrong, but you  asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:      H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:   What are you talking about?
DONALD:      Yesterday you said it's H to  O.

TEACHER:   Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have  ten years ago.
WINNIE:        Me!

TEACHER:   Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN:         Well,  I'm a lot closer to the ground than you  are.

TEACHER:     Millie, give me a sentence starting with  ' I. '
MILLIE:            I  is..
TEACHER:     No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE:            All right...   'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'      

TEACHER:    George Washington not only chopped down his father's  cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his  father didn't punish him?
LOUIS:           Because George still  had the axe in his hand.    

TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before  eating?
SIMON:         No sir, I don't have to, my Mom  is a good  cook.

TEACHER:     Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the  same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE :        No, sir. It's the same  dog.

TEACHER:   Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people  are no longer interested?
HAROLD:   A  teacher
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